Oh wait, there’s no such thing…

Looking for a job? You’ve probably realized by now looking for a safe, secure job in this economy is next to impossible. Here’s a nice list of encouragement:

1. Oh wait, everyone’s looking for a job right now
2. If your young, your competing against people with tons of experience
3. If your old, your competing against people with much lower salary demands
4. If you do land it, you’ll be the low man on the totem pole
5. When your the low man, your first in line to get laid off
6. When you do get laid off, it’s back to looking for that safe, secure job again
7. Who wants to be in charge of their own destiny anyway?
8. Don’t worry, at least you’ll be making someone else wealthy
9. Look for a job with a nice pension plan, becuase those still exist…
10. In America, a higher salary just means bigger house/car/credit card payments
11. Doing the same thing everyday of your life is fun!
12. You could be doing something you love for little to no money
13. Entrepreneurship is risky anyway–besides what’s the reward?